User blog:IWNC/House of Trickery / House of Unity Recap

Hello! Welcome to my blog! Thanks again to anyone who read the last blogs!

This was definitely the best episode of the season so far, but I’m going to miss Amber and Amfie. Speaking of which, this episode is pretty much just focused on Amber and Alfie, and since that doesn’t happen much for them, and they’re my two favorite characters, and my number one OTP, I was happy about that.

So Ms. Deadby finds Amber in the chamber, and Amber ‘faints. Then she wakes up and says she doesn’t know what’s happening or where she is. She also fake gasps at the dude guy thing who she already saw. She’s playing the innocent card. And THIS is why I love Amber.



In the meantime, Eddie and KT are looking up Ms. Deadby. They find her file on her computer, and then look her up on some people checking website. They then see that everything ‘checks out’ except her face! And THAT is the real Ms. Denby, who just happened to appear in a vision that Eddie had, and Ms. Deadby is a fake! I knew it! That’s why I call her Ms. Deadby! I think Ms. Deadby is Ms. Frobishar-Smyth which would explain why she’s like IN LOVE with the guy in the tank who I’m positive is Mr. Fribishar-Smyth. So from now on I’m gonna call her MFS for Ms. Frobishar Smyth.



Later, Alfie Patty and Fabian come back from the Gate house and can’t find Amber. KT tell them it’s really bad.

-_-



Back at the chamber again, Amber still ‘can’t remember’. Ms. FS (that’s what I’ll call her) concludes she’s traumatized.



The golden trio of the episode confront Mr. Millington and tell him Amber’s missing. Mr. Sweet tells him she’s at the gate house and they leave to see her. Alfie is freaking out and Patricia and Fabian have to calm him down and tell him to wait it out.



Willow waits outside the bathroom for Jerome and asks him if he’s ok because she would hate to see him ill. He responds that he’s fine, before running into the bathroom.



Mr. Millington sees that Amber is ok, and Amber lies to her dad about sleep walking. He yells at her and tells her he’s disappointed in her. He forces her to apologize to a smug looking Victor and leaves so she can rest.



They go back to the school and announce to the whole class that Amber is ok, she was just sleepwalking (because that’s not private or anything).



<p class="MsoNormal">Back at the gatehouse, we see she is not resting, nor is she safe. Victor is telling her if she doesn’t give the package soon, her friends will be tortured and expelled, and I’m pretty sure Alfie would get the worse of it. And Nina if she were here.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mr. Millington is now looking at Jerome and Alfie’s hot doggy dogs. They say there will be stuffed animals and movies about Alfredo. And an after shave where Alfie winks at Mr. Millington. I’m going to use someone elses words. That was so flamboyantly gay. Mr. Millington (what is his first name? I am so sick of typing all of that. I dub thee, Mr. M) says he isn’t sure about Alfrido and whatever but loves the sauce.

<p class="MsoNormal">Willow says she’s glad to be of service and Mara flips out. She says we should ‘cool it’ and I’m confused. Are they broken up?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mr. M also goes to Joy and Fabian and tries their Egyptian food. He says he likes it a lot, then Joy drops a bomb on him.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Then we see Willow in some hat thing and Alfie is begging her to try on the dress. She models it down with Alfie talking about it.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Alfie tells Mr. M to consider sending Amber to fashion school. Even though he doesn’t want her to go.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Mr. M announces the winners to be Fabian and Joy, and they’re unhappy about that because of course now they can’t go back and find Amber. He also tells the teachers that as soon as they are done, she is going to go to the fashion school after all. They take a picture with the winners and Mr. Sweet and Mr. M.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Some time before this cap and scene Voctor sends Amber up to find the parcel and goes to help Trudy with the sink. He fixes it and heads up to see that Amber has the parcel.

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<p class="MsoNormal">KT comforts Eddie as he’s going through Mystery of Anubis Syndrome. It’s a thing! How many times have the characters gone through a point where they’re like ‘Nothing is what is seems, and I’m freaking the fuck out about it’? I want to be more sensitive, but there’s only one thing I’m thinkin.

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<p class="MsoNormal">The Golden Trio see Amber go into Mr. Sweets office, and the bathroom hole thingy makes a return!

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<p class="MsoNormal">The teachers threaten Amber into going to fashion school, and the trio hears that she gave them the parcel and concludes that Amber betrayed them.

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<p class="MsoNormal">And that is House of Trickery! House of Unity comes when my computer stops being a butt hole.