Thread:WalkngBunny/@comment-24162287-20131025163359/@comment-24162287-20131025171543

HOW OLD IS YOUR BRO IN LAW *blinks too many times*

OMG I NEED TO TELL YOU THE STORY OF MY MACHETE

So my brother and I were outside like...8 years ago. We were in the woods and my brother and I triped on this fallen tree and we fell on top of a rotted body with a machete in it's stomach. My brother put his hand over my mouth to muffle my scream and he slowly got up and then he pushed me off of the body. He slowly pulled out the machete. It was disgusting....we both thought it was cool. Soooo, we took it home and cleaned it and then we got a carving knife and carved our full names into the wood.

TRUE STORY. Also, my brother was like 15 at the time so it didn't bother him to pull it out unlike 10 year old me who was a wimp. We're very close so that's why we did that, so we'd have something to keep. Since my brother lives in Paris now and I live in New York, though, he gave it to me. So it's my personal machete.

Liz likes to steal it on chat all the time and I curse her out lol.

If you need to kill someone though, Dan, I do own a sword. >:3