Thread:Sibuna Forever/@comment-5989709-20130520001038/@comment-5989709-20130628194109

OOH OOH OOH I KNOW MY WEIRDEST DREAM EVER I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT IT. I woke up and it was 2 a.m. and my parents were like "Come on join the party!" I walked out on my back porch and my grandpa was there and he was a woman. I went back inside and a few people from my swim team was selling key chains. The keychains were little 1-inch versions of my nephew and it was living and breathing. I went into my bathroom and my drunk uncle was in there and he was like "Hi Paul" and I was like "wtf Who is Paul????" Then he turned into a big, hairy, scary, purple monster and he was like "IDK HE IS SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW I DONT KNOW EVERYTHING GOSH" and I was like "uhm....oooooohkay." I then found a secret attic I never knew about. I went in there and found a piece of paper that said "This is a dream and if you don't SQUEE right now you'll die in real life". I then SQUEEd. Then I continued walking up the attic and it took me 62,341 days to climb to the top. I found a hamburger and then I woke up.