User blog:IWNC/House of Anubis Couples In One Long Sentence

So in  Season 1  we think Joy and Fabian may have had a thing but we're really not sure and then she disappeared but then Nina came and they obviously liked each other but they were too shy to say anything so they were just there looking at each other longingly meanwhile Mick and Amber were together and they seemed like a match made in heaven except  (GASP)  Mara likes him a lot but Amber and Mara are totes BFFs for life also we think Jerome and Patricia might have a thing but we’re not sure also Alfie likes Amber but Amber is going out with Mick but Mick is more worried about sports than being with Amber or so she feels so to get his attention she kisses Alfie  (OMGZ)  and Mick is mad >:( but Amber thinks he will get over it and then Jerome tells Alfie he will get him and Amber together... for twenty bucks so Alfie leaves a message on her bed out of candy or something but then Jerome eats the 'A' so Amber thinks it's from Mick and she gets ready to go on a date with him and meanwhile Nina and Fabian are getting cozy in the attic so Amber waits for Mick but Alfie goes in instead and she's all 'leave' and he does so then she stays there all night waiting for him and is really sad and upset then Jerome tells him Alfie and Amber have a thing going on but they don't  (shh)  and Amber is mad at Mick but Mick is mad at Amber even though she has no idea why and they seem pretty finale and Mara is secretly happy but then Fabian finds out the truth from Nina  (because they're getting even cozier)  and forces Jerome to tell the truth and then Mick and Amber get back together which makes Alfie and Mara sad and Amber finds out Mara likes Mick and switches rooms with Patricia so she's with Nina and meanwhile Nina and Fabian are  still  making googly eyes at each other but  still  aren't saying anything and then Amber starts ditching Mick for Nina and Fabian and eventually they break up and then Mara becomes Mick's personal trainer and they get deep and then they kiss  (aww)  but they don't go out and Mara is sensitive and boring or something and becomes rebel Mara but eventually they go out  (after she almost got him expelled and made a scandal about them and probably more I can't remember)  then I think this is the part where Mara and Jerome start hanging out and they connect and get all deep but I really can't remember if it is because this is friggin  season 1  and I don't really remember it but anyway Jerome gets a crush on her and meanwhile prom is coming up and Fabian wants to ask Nina but gets nervous so hints that he wants to go with Patricia even though he doesn't and every time he tries to ask her they get interrupted until FINALLY he asks her and she says yes and meanwhile Amber gets a message from someone named King Tut saying they'll take her to prom but she doesn't know who it is, she thinks it could be Fabian but it's not so maybe it's Jerome, uh... no THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON LEFT but somehow she's still clueless and then on the night of prom she gets her prom dress but it's dolly size and she gives up on prom and as it turns out Jerome stole it and Alfie takes it back and gives it to her and then reveals himself to be king tut and she's not disappointed and they all go to prom but crazy stuff happen that I'm not gonna explain because this all about the couples but they think Alfie's gonna die and he asks Amber if she'll go out with him and she says yes yes anything and as it turns out he's not gonna die and then Amber announces Nina prom queen and Fabian prom king and they slow dance and she says she looks ridiculous but he says she looks beautiful and then they kiss  (finally)  notice Patricia’s name is barely in this and then in  Season 2 ​ Joy comes back and it’s very couply cause we have Nina and Fabian, Mara and Mick, and Alfie and Amber except oh wait Amber says they’re not going out contrary to what everyone else is saying also Nina and Fabian seem to be going well until Joy who so obviously has a huge crush on Fabian comes along and tries to Jabian stuff up then Amber gives Alfie a book on how to date her (no but seriously do you guys realize how wtf this is) and he says he’ll get the cover, the car, and the gifts then they can be official and he gets all the wrong gifts until he gives her a dollhouse and then he finds loopholes in the others but she still won’t go out with him meanwhile also Nina and Fabian are doing perfectly fine until Alfie and Amber and their big mouths convince them they were better when they were better as friends then Mick gets some sports scholarship to move to Australia but he doesn’t want to so Mara tells him to do it and breaks up with him and then Alfie chains himself to the banister in the library (uh cray cray) saying he won’t come down until Amber goes out with him and then she says she will and he gives her the key but they drop it then Mick announces he’s leaving and Mara is depressed and then he does but not without an emotional run-after-car-don’t-forget-me-long-kiss scene then Eddie comes in and Patricia’s love life finally stats she bumps into him and they have a small fight but it’s monumental because that’s where he calls her yacker and then she leaves meanwhile Joy needs a study buddy and Fabian is available and Nina is so happy about this (this is sarcasm if you were somehow confused) and also Alfie is not happy with Amfie because she treats him like her servant then the masquerade ball comes up Alfie and Jerome bet Eddie won’t get Patricia to dance with him but he does also I forgot to say that Mara is helping Jerome with daddy stuff also Nina and Fabian kiss but it was all a dream and in the real dance Joy puts on Nina’s mask and he thinks that Joy is Nina (because they look just alike) and kisses Joy and Nina is heartbroken and becomes hostile towards him and then Alfie gets sick of Amber and breaks up with her but she says no and walks away and then Amber has to go in the buggy tunnel and tells Alfie he should go for her but they broke up according to him but she says she decides when they break up so he goes in and then the cave collapse on him and Amber starts crying and tries to dig him out but she is scared of bugs so Fabian does it and they hug and I don’t know why but this makes her break up with him later and then Jerome tries to make a move on Mara but she is loyal to Mick and Fabian tells Nina they should go out again but she falls asleep then Nina gets all of Sibuna cursed then Patricia can’t speak right at the moment when Eddie pours his heart out to her and she can’t say anything back so she kisses him and it’s her first kiss so then he asks her on a date but little Alfie locks her in the bathroom and she accidentally ditches him and meanwhile Jerome and Mara fake date to make Mick jealous and they share their first kiss and then Patricia apologizes to Eddie but he’s not hearing it but they eventually get back together and also Fabian doesn’t know who Nina is but he trusts her and then they all get their shit together and Piper Patricia’s twin sister comes to visit and Eddie thinks it’s Patricia and kisses her also Alfie likes her and she likes him but she has to date Eddie for the moment and then she’s about to leave and he kisses her (was it on the cheek or on the lips I really couldn’t tell) and Amber walks in and she is lime green jello but she can’t even admit it to herself then Piper leaves and gives Patricia her necklace and Eddie thinks Patricia is Piper and tells her about the kiss and suddenly she’s mad at him but they talk about it in Mr. Sweet’s office and she accidentally turns on the intercom and they reveal to the whole school that Eddie is Mr. Sweet’s son and he thinks she did it on purpose and he’s sad but they make up and then Alfie gets stuck in a cell and Amber tells him they should get back together but he has to think about it and then they get back together and Mara and Jerome get together (before she officially broke up with Mick I might add) and Joy finally accepts that Fabian and her are just friends and then Nina and Fabian slow dance and he calls her his chosen one and they kiss and yay happy ending but get ready cause your heart is about to break cause of Season 3 where we find out Patricia and Eddie broke up but we DON’T KNOW WHY and Alfie and Amber are doing really well until he forgets her birthday and worse of all Nina doesn’t come back and Eddie knows something and Jerome and Mara are just peachy which is cute and sickening at the same time then we find out Nina can’t come back because of the mystery which I’m not talking about right now but it’s still sad also Amber gets into fashion school and Alfie is the only one that knows and tries to keep it from her and Jerome tells him to keep doing that and then he says to do the opposite of what Jerome says and he’s gonna tell her also we STILL don’t know why Patricia and Eddie broke up but new girl KT comes in and complicates things because Patricia think she likes Eddie and Jerome likes Willow and they go out but then he gets back together with Mara which makes him a two timer and he tries to pull it off meanwhile Amber is forced to leave for fashion school and Joy changes her look to look like Amber but then she just makes herself hotter and I’m wondering if I should mention the Joyfie moment I mean is that a couple moment I don’t know but everyone lost their shit about it for that one weekend so I will so basically Alfie think she looks hot then they play video games together on the couch but yeah that’s it so anyway Joy finds out about Jerome two timing and tells Willow and Mara and they plan revenge and it’s good revenge but now Mara wants more revenge and plans to have Joy go out with Jerome to make him fall in love with him then break his heart meanwhile KT convinces Patricia to talk to Eddie but he gets locked in a Crypt and he comes back and kisses her (hallelujah) And they are good for a week literally a week before Stupid Denby convinces Patricia that Eddie was cheating on her and then she becomes an evil sinner and everything she says to him is fake so on a less depressing note Alfie and Willow go out on dates and stuff and they’re happy and Joy starts actually falling for Jerome who is head over heels for her and they share an intense kiss and all I’m thinking is this is gonna end in tears which it does and Jerome breaks up with Joy and they’re both crying meanwhile Fabian becomes a sinner and tells Joy basically that she sucks and then Alfie becomes a sinner and breaks Willow’s (and everyone else’s) heart then hits on Joy and Mara and then Eddie reminds her of all the stuff they did in season 2 and they kiss but he was faking and can I just say Peddie hurts and then they’re not sinners anymore and Alfie gives Willow a certificate to a baby hedgehog and they get back together so that’s one couple back together and happy and then Joy and Jerome are both heartbroken but Joy wants nothing to do with him because she doesn’t want to hurt Mara but Jerome wants to apologize and writes her a letter but she gives the letter to Mara and Mara’s heart grows two sizes and gets help from Alfie to set Joy and Jerome up and gives Joy the letter and Jerome and Joy kiss so that’s two couples down and then Mara and Fabian have a moment about pi and is this gonna lead somewhere who knows not me but hey it’s cute and then Patricia tells Eddie he can date KT and he’s all ‘ok’ and gives her a heart attack and then reveals that it’s her and always was and always will be and they kiss as the fireworks go off and KT is forever alone but maybe she’ll end up being the lesbian hey I have no problem with that but then in the HOA movie The Touchstone of Ra…