User blog:SmithAndGillan/My Rules

I have set of rules:

rule 1:I lie

rule 2:Do exactly what I say

rule 3:Stick close to me.

rule 4:Let me do all the talking.

rule 5:I'm in charge.

rule 6:Don't eat anything until you're sure it's totally safe. Unless it's a badly cooked kronkburger - in which case don't eat at all.

rule 7:Never run when you are scared.

rule 8:Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you're busy, then always ignore a coincidence.

rule 9:Never knowingly be serious.

rule 10:Time is not the boss of you.

Follow them when you're with me