User blog:SinnerOfRandomness/UM I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THEM PLEASE ANSWER THEM THANKS

basically the title

so um i was gonna get a guinea pig, but they're so much fucking work, so i decided to get a reptile. a chameleon to be more exact

okay so i have some questions about it, i asked on tumblr but tumblr's all like "NO BITCH ONLY TWO QUESTIONS PER DAY ASK FUCKING TOMORROW YOU FUCKING GREEDY BITCH" so im like "okay then tumblr has pms"

ANYWAYS THE QUESTIONS ARE *pulls out index cards with questions on them* *puts on glasses with tape on them* *snort*

Should I get a male or female? Like...what one would be easier for me to take care of

Should I get a baby, a like...young one (not quite a baby but not an adult either), or an adult

I HAVE THIS AQUARIUM THING IT'S VERY BIG IF I FIX IT TO MAKE THE TOP HAVE A SCREEN AND EVERYTHING WOULD THAT BE OKAY

WHAT SHOULD I PUT IN THE AQUARIUM FOR LIKE TOYS OR WHATEVER, LIKE, WHAT THINGS SHOULD I PUT IN THERE FOR IT TO CLIMB ON

and i think that's it i know what to feed it and everything *shivers* mealworms and superworms god why

so um if you know the answer to any of those that'd be great if you, you know, answer them :3 thanks

-Haley