Thread:Corbierr/@comment-13880098-20140211001513/@comment-13880098-20140212020032

so anyways i'll continue disturbing you with my vision of us in your book club ;)

you'll be in the corner twerking and crying then the pedo of the group will come and grope you and you'd yell for me and i'd destroy dat pedo bitch and you'd be like "HALEYYYYY MY HERO!" and then i'd pick you up like the dude does to the girl and then i'd walk you like that all the way to a sexy hotel i'd throw you on to the bed and rip off your clothes and my clothes and we'd do it and then you'd be preggo and then you'd go through pregnancy like bella and have a half mortal half immortal child but you die during labor so i'd have to make you a demon like me and then the voultori would think our child (alrie (alba and marie) (rene and esme) ) was transformed into an immortal child and then we'd have to get witnesses and then we'd battle it out with the voultori but it was actually a dream that rachie (alice) projected and then we'd all live happily ever after