User blog:Corbierr/Vampire Giants In Space

'''Today, my friends and I got into a very weird game where they asked me questions (based around this picture I drew a while ago of a giant astronaut standing on top of a tiny moon, which is labeled "moon") and with every answer, things escalated. Here is what we came up with! '''



- First things first. There are a group of giants that rule the galaxy. They are hanging out on every planet except for Earth, and have gotten to the moon long before we did. They, in fact, called it the moon first. In fact, we never even made it to the moon- the space landing really WAS a lie!

- They went to the moon because it really IS made of Cheese. Cheese, actually, is the best substance in the universe. Cheese is what truly powers our cars, not oil. There are Cheese Gods, and the giants worship these cheese gods. Their flag has swiss cheese on it.

- Just as the moon is made of cheese, the rest of the universe is chocolate. The blackness is Dark Chocolate, The Milky Way is Milk Chocolate, and the stars/sun are made of White Hot Chocolate.

- These giants are also vampires. They prey on humans. All deaths were the results of humans being killed by vampires. Alien abductions are humans being kidnapped. They are taken to Uranus- the giants hate that planet the most- and that is where they are turned into servants of the vampire giants when their blood is sucked. As servants, they are called "Swadadoodles" and are puprle with horns and goat feet.

- Pluto is truly not a planet. It is the military base of the giants, and is really just a giant hunk of metal floating around in space full of soldiers. In fact, it is larger than anything else in our galaxy, we just don't know it.

- The giants can breathe in space because there is no such thing as oxygen at all. It's a myth created by the secret rulers of the Earth in order to hide the truth. The secret rulers of the Earth knew about this all along, but when others find out, their memory gets wiped.

'''So yeah, just thought you guys would be interested in hearing the truth! Just be careful, because someone might be ready to wipe your memory at any- what? What's going on? What were we talking about again? '''