User blog:Corbierr/HOA fun with cleverbot

'''So I attempted to get all Where's Joy?! With Cleverbot and here's what happened.'''

User: Where's Joy?!
Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: I don't care, I cannot convince you of what you do not want to believe.

User: I don't care! You're not my room-mate, Joy is, now where is she?!
Cleverbot: No, I am a person.

User: Where's Joy?!

Cleverbot: Woah, personal.

User: You're not my roommate, Joy is. Now where is she?!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No you're not! Where is she, what's going on?

Cleverbot: The world is slowing spinning.

User: I don't care! Where's Joy?!

Cleverbot: Joy is with Jon.

User: But why hasn't she called me back yet?

Cleverbot: But I make good ice cream.

User: I don't care! I know there's some sort of conspiracy going on, and I'm going to find out what it is.

Cleverbot: Within budismen or another religion?

User: Within the House!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">What house?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Anubis House!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">What house in hogwarts.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Oh great, another patronizing American whose only reference to the UK is Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Where is the other house located?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Not too far, but that's besides the point. Where's Joy?!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Yeah, but do you like Nintendo?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Who cares?!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">God cares.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">And I only care about getting to the bottom of this conspiracy.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Or visaversa thinks so but not me. People tread on others souls online.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Look, this is your last chance Newbie. What do you know about Joy's disappearance.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">You're a bot. You're supposed to learn form what people say through artificial intelligence, yes?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I'm a person.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I thought you are an alien.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Alien? Alfie, is that you?

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I am an alien from mars.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Yeah, sure Alfie. Knock it off, Weasel...

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I am that cool.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Cool? Whatever.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Hey, it's okay. I knew you were a man, baby.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Shut it, Alfie...

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Alfie is a computer?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I said shut up or lose an eye, I swear...

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">But I kept up hope and I'm asking again. Are you a computer?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">No!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">What are you?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I'm a person, you creep. Now tell me, what do you know about Joy?!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">What do you know about 'A Hittchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Why are you avoiding the subject?

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Tell me the subject and I will stop avoiding it.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Joy's disappearance.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Oh, thats funny isn't it. Maybe it is cos it was never there.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">What? Do you mean she's in the House?

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">No.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Then where is she?!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">She?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">JOY!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">You a cougar named joy?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">A human! My best friend! Where is she?!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Who is?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">JOY MERCER!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Dead men?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">JOY IS NOT DEAD!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Jason is dead?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Jason? How did you know about Jason? Where did he go, is he okay?

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Because America isn't destroyed by Soviet Power Supreme.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">He's a soviet? That explains where he went...

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Joseph would give you the biggest moustache ride.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Who?

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">You heard me.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Whatever, can you just help me track down Joy?

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Yes.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">You will?

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I will.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Okay! Her name is Joy Mercer. She's my best friend and she'd never leave without a warning like this. I think she was kidnapped.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Such a shame then, I heard she died last year.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">She did not die!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">But how did Sherlock not die?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I don't know that! I'm talking about Joy!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">No you weren't, you were talking about school.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Whatever. I'm going to the coffee shop. Loser.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Okay. Do you want some chow mein? I ordered too much.

'''That's when I left. But seriously I almost died when Jason came up...I was like..."Concidence? I think NOT."'''

'''Anyways, yeah, this was fun. Maybe you guys should try, post your results below :D'''