User blog:PEDDIETILTHEWORLDENDS/HOA S4 FANFICTION EP32

ELLO!!! Again - sorry for not posting, let's just hope that I didn't fail my History exam... Well, moving on..

HOUSE OF SOULS

*SCHOOL*

MR SWEET - OK, we have our leads, now we need their understudies. For Eddie - Jerome, Stephanie - Patricia.

PATRICIA - OH, yeh-hoo, like it's my dream to by Stephanie's UNDERSTUDY.

STEPHANIE - Understudy is the best part you could ever get.

MR SWEET - Both of you - behave! Now let's start rehearsing!

*HOUSE*

AMBER - *talking to herself in the mirror* OK, Amber, I have never met anyone prettier than you. Alfie's a jerk for choosing Willow. Any guy would die to have you. You deserve a WAY better guy. You are like.. the best girlfriend in the world. Wait, I think you used the word 'you' like a hundred times. Oh, I did it again! Clever...

VICTOR - Mrs Millington! What are you doing?

AMBER - Ummm.. I'm sick?

VICTOR - Do not lie to me! Now, let's go. Someone wants to see you.

AMBER - Who? OH, is it Justin Bieber? I knew he's gonna like me .. I mean - what's not to like?

VICTOR  Shut up and come with me!

AMBER - I don't think that Biebs would like the way you talk to the future Mrs Bieber? Amber Bieber... Not bad...

 *SCHOOL*

STEPHANIE - *as Rosie* Kieran, is that you?

EDDIE - *as Kieran* Yes, Rosie. I need to tell you something..

STEPHANIE - Yes..?

PATRICIA - THat you can't act at all?

STEPHANIE - Excuse me, but  I don't need any opinions from my UNDERSTUDY. Wait, what's an understudy again?

ALFIE - It;'s like a back up actor. If you get sick or something.

PATRICIA - If you get sick, go missing. OR GET HIT BY A BUS!* LEAVES*

STEPHANIE - phF.. She can't drive a bus. Right..?

ALFIE - You hope. She's Trixie - she can do ANYTHING if she wants to. Watch out, newbie.

 *FOREST*

AMBER - So, where's Bieber? I can't see him.

VICTOR - There's no... Bieber.

AMBER - .. I'm starting to think there's no Bieber..

VICTOR - THere's not!

AMBER - OK, so why are we here?

VICTOR - OH, you'll see. *speaks in a foreign language*

SPIRIT - *grabs Amber*

AMBER - *disappears*

 *SCHOOL*

MR SWEET - Cut! Patricia, why can't you kiss Jerome?

PATRICIA - Why? Cause he's kinda grose?

JEROME - Aww.. You reall mean that..?

MR SWEET - But that's acting - theatre! If you won't do as you're told - say goodbye to this play!

PATRICIA - K, bye!

MR SWEET - But, why do you want to leave?

PATRICIA - Cause I don't want to watch your son rubbing gums with.. THAT! *leaves*

MR SWEET - Well, that was disturbing..

*PATRICIA'S ROOM*

PATRICIA - *crying*

KT - Hey, Trix, what's wrong?

PATRICIA - LIke you don't know.

KT - OK, you're not gonna like this... But maybe.. You need to forget about Eddie and move on?

PATRICIA - ..*cries even louder*

KT - OK, let's not do that.. Wait, Mr Sweet said that the play is on 31st May!

PATRICIA - So?

KT - Cause, dumbo! EDDIE - *comes in* Look, the stone!

*A VOICE*

''Congratulations, you have found the Stone of Abiilities. Place it on top of The Sword of Death and then you'll be able to kill Seth.''

ALFIE - The Sword of Death?

I HATE MYSELF. I din't think of anything to write about. Still, comment.

SIBUNA!