Thread:Edcakes/@comment-4816103-20150121225943/@comment-25576856-20150122015201

Having nightmares about me is the first step. Now that I possess your dreams, I can TAKE OVER THE WIKI! No, I have no soul. I am actually quite demonic. The proof: My hair color, the fact that people thought left-handed people were demons (which we are ;), and some of my ancestors are from Transylvania. No joke. ''I WILL NEVER REVEAL MY SINS. ''Plus, my dog, who is a German shepherd, is legitimately afraid of me.


 * 1) YoureJustGonnaHaveToDealWithTheNumberOne #BecauseImNumberOne #MWAHAHA  #OmgYes #TiaraRufusWasSoHeartbroken #IShipJoytriciaAndImNotAshamed #JerufusIsEverything #WhenIsYourSeason2OneComingOut? #INeedToSeeAParodyOfMyOTP #TiaraRufusIsNotScarierThanMe #BecauseTiaraRufusIsASpawnOfMyImagination #ICREATEDHIM #ThereforeIAmScarier #DealWithIt #WhoIsLight? #LightIsDamagingToTheDarknessOfMySoul #LolBurgersAreTheBest #ThatIsAnInsideJokeBetweenMeAndMyself #HahahaBurgers...#YouMightGetItOneDay #We'llSee #BURGERS

Oh, they actually have to be GOOD? That is so hard! Unless you're good at drawing. Are you? You should draw tiara Rufus. I'm sure your teacher would think you're insane. Tell her a demonic redhead from the internet told you to draw it. I may or may not be kidding. And painting is even harder! It gets all over the place and the colors mush together and ugh...Years and years of trying to be a good artist have failed. I'll just stick to my writing. (Again, burgers...*evil grin*)

(Hint: when I say 'I may or may not be kidding,' 99.999% of the time, I'm kidding. Or I might not be.)