User blog:IWNC/House of Pi / House of Mistrust Recap

Thanks to everyone who read and commented! I think it’s time to start now! Also, I kind of did one cap a scene because it’s easier for me, which means less caps. Tell me is you’d rather the first way. Oh, and also sorry if it’s not as funny as the last one in the beginning. I’m half asleep on a Thursday night at 1:14 watching the Nanny.

So we leave off with Team Albian (one of my fave teams. I mean come on, it’s the guys of the original Sibuna. WHY DIDN’T THIS ALREADY HAPPEN?) They are spying on Trudy and Victor. Victor catches them and they make the best song I have ever heard in my life. They’re better than Adele.

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''Obviously you don’t know good music when you hear it. ''

Victor says immediately that it is not a date, and Trudy leaves immediately. So rude. This is the episode of heartbreak. It’s pretty sad.

Ok so Kt is talking to pictures again and Patricia walks in and asks to be her partner. Kt says sure and she’s all like ‘whaaaaa-?’ She asks her why she didn’t tell her to get lost, because tbh, that’s what she would do. Haha, that’s what I would do too. Well, that is if someone I hated talked to me. Like if Annie G. came to me with her moter mouth and buggy eyes asked me to be her—Sorry. I just really hate her.

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Anyway!

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''I love her hat. But she’s becoming creepily happy lately. ''

Eddie is being a snoop and tries to listen into their conversation, but instead gets a vision, or a daymare or something. There’s this weird girl that shows up. Next ten nightmares.

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''The children of the corn ''

Alfie and Fabian get a list or chores to do and Amber stops them in the hall. She asks if they have a plan and they totes do!

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''‘Do you have a plan?’ ‘No, do you?’ ''

<p class="MsoNormal">KT and Eddie talk about Deadby and plan to see what’s up with her. I swear it’s like Vera number 2. And I hated Vera. I’m not looking forward to the season with Deadby.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Yay for the guy in the back who I thought was Alfie! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">KT and Eddie ask her about her other schools, and she is very obvious about the fact that she didn’t teach anywhere else. Eddie and KT have an ‘I know you’re lying look’.

<p class="MsoNormal">She then tells them to tell Victor she needs her heat fixed.

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh! And it’s the morning and I’m more awake! So It’ll probably be funnier, yay!

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Why is it taking him so long to sit down? ''

<p class="MsoNormal">They’re all in their only class at the school and they talk about the bizniz project. Willow asks Amber to be her partner, but Amber wants to be alone. I totally understand. There is like only one person who I can work well with, other than that I’d rather work ALONE! Willow asks Mara who accepts. Jerome tells her she’s not allowed to have a partner, and she asks him why she can’t have a partner considering Alfie is his. Good question, but he says Alfie doesn’t count because he’s useless.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Yay for the random guy! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Willow starts being all weird  again and says that it’s OK if Amber wants to work alone. She’s starting to really freak me out. Amber tells her she’s sorry, and that she just wants to prove to her dad that she’s independent, and wants to show him what she wants to do with herself.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''What is WRONG with you? ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Sibuna meets in a very private place in the middle of school in front of everyone where everyone can see their super-secret work, and talk about another clue that they have decoded.

<p class="MsoNormal">{C} ''A CLUE! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Alfie is the first one to see that it’s Pi! 3.14159… that’s all I know. Joy calls him out on his food love.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''I’ve got smarticle particles! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">He figures out that it is actually a house or something and Amber points out that the Egyptians can’t draw.

<p class="MsoNormal">Patricia comes with her fortune cookies and show them to Amber, and it’s so true.

<p class="MsoNormal">‘Those who want to sing must find a song’ or some crap like that.

<p class="MsoNormal">Are you serious?

<p class="MsoNormal">‘Those who want to vomit must find a bucket’

<p class="MsoNormal">She comes and bluntly tells her how much it sucks. KT is all sad before Patricia comes up with misfortune cookies and spreading rumors about the students of the un-named boarding school. KT is all excited gives Patricia a high five.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''“Oh… this is awkward” ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">''“You’re not in the clique.” ''

<p class="MsoNormal">KT goes out to make more cookies when she sees Eddie on the ground spying on Victor. They are listening in, and all I can think is that they’re really loud whisperers. Anyway, they hear that he’s going to attend a meeting that is not at the gate house.

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<p class="MsoNormal">He leaves and Eddie says they’re going to follow him to his secret meeting. KT is SUCH a newbie. This is the prefect opportunity to  spy, and KT doesn’t want to take it? Wow.'' ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">''“I don’t wanna!” ''

<p class="MsoNormal">At least when Nina was here she caught on.

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh, and can I just say, these two SUCK at spying? They’re stepping on every branch in sight. SHUT UP!

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Sibuna: “Rookies” ''

<p class="MsoNormal">They see it’s Victor and Deadby, and have no idea that the other guy is Mr. Sweet. Then they turn around and poor Eddie sees that it’s his dad. Another heartbreak

<p class="MsoNormal">After a commercial, we see KT being totally and utterly insensitive towards the entire thing. Just like last week she was my favorite character of the week, this week she’s my LEAST favorite character. She should have given him time to take everything in.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Aw, poor baby :( 

<p class="MsoNormal">Next scene is probably one of the more heart breaking. Joy finally gets up the confidence to ask Fabian out, and he shoots her down like a rabbit during hunting season. Poor Joy. I don’t like the people who say she deserves it. I wouldn’t even want Annie (the girl who I hate) to go through something like that. That’s terrible. Absolutely terrible. Fabian was such a complete and utter douche bag.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''You don’t want him anymore Joy. You shouldn’t. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jerome comes and announces his sails. He brings out Alfie, who is in a dog suit. It’s totally like Season 1.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''“Haha, Oh shit!” ''

<p class="MsoNormal">I would just like to point out that Amber is the only one who isn’t laughing. That is nice on Ana/ the directors part, because it’s very realistic.

<p class="MsoNormal">Mara asks him if that’s all he’s got, and laughes at the fact that that;s rhe best he could do was hotdogs served by a ‘Hot Doggie Dog’

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<p class="MsoNormal">''“I don’t get paid enough to be Jerome’s friend” ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Patricia spots Eddie in the hall and he’s sad. He asks her if he was ever in a bad girls club and Patricia’s like “duh”

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<p class="MsoNormal">''“You late bah” ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Fabian, Patricia, and Amber tells him he was in a secret society. Eddie is heartbroken, again. He tells Amber to shut it and leaves, angry that no one told him.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''“I just learned something. Life sux, and then you die” ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Amber shows Alfie what she did with the dress, and he tells her he loves it, even though he’s afraid of her leaving.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''“Derp” ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Her eyes are red. “Eddie told me that life sucks and then you die, so fuck this world and let’s get high!” ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Sibuna is looking at the thingy thingy and Joy’s really sad. See? ^

<p class="MsoNormal">She can hardly focus.

<p class="MsoNormal">They figure out it’s a Gate House which is where Ms. Deadby’s been.

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<p class="MsoNormal">“LEGGO!”

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Yay, it’s the music I like from last week! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddie visits his dad, and remember this is right after learning of his past. He’s trying his hardest to not show how upset he is, and gives him a chance to be honest, and asks him where he was. Mr. Sweet just continues to lie. He leaves after roughly shoving the book over and walking out like a bad ass. I never really had an attraction to Eddie, but…

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Damn! That was sexy! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pashMjwI1r3gqr8.gif ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Now we go to Sibuna, who have FINALLY made it to the gate house.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Can I just point out how wonderfully color coordinated and pastel Sibuna is as a team? I love it! ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">They notice that ‘OH NO’ the door is locked. No duh dip shits. Who doesn’t lock their doors after leaving their house? I mean, really. Do they not lock their doors? Especially considering all the secrets they have?

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Do you live in a barn? ''

<p class="MsoNormal">So Sibuna is ready to do what they do best, but Joy’s not feeling up to it. She looks sick. So she back home.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''“Cramps” ''

<p class="MsoNormal">The rest of them find one of those get into the basement doors, and easily open it. For someone who goes through the trouble of putting a keypad on the door would make it harder to get in. Jesus Christ.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Can I note that it’s the second time Fabian made Alfie go first? I’ll ignore all racial thoughts and say it’s because he da muscle. ''

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<p class="MsoNormal">Willow is walking around Anubis (by the way, WTAF?) and hears Joy crying loudly. She tells her she saw what happened between her and Fabian and Joy totally calls her out by asking her what she’s doing here when she doesn’t even live here. YES! She says some weird crap back.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''“Some crap about the fates and flow bringing me here” Flow? Are you pluggin? Did you run out of tampons? That explains so much! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Joy totally tells her to STFU & GTFO! YESSSSSSSSSSS! {C}

<p class="MsoNormal">“'' Great, can you flow back out and leave me alone now, please? ” ''

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ve been waiting for someone to say that. I would also appreciate a quote from mean girls.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''I TOLD YOU IT WAS CRAMPS!!! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Great job on Klariza’s part. I may joke, but she did a phenomenal job acting in this episode.

<p class="MsoNormal">Meanwhile, Sibuna is still at Deadby’s, when she comes back. Fabian, Alfie, and Patty leave Amber, who doesn’t have room to run out.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''Are you forgetting something? Maybe you’re girlfriend? ''

<p class="MsoNormal">They leave and Amber runs into the room with that secret door and hides. She sees the teachers go into a room and she follows them in.

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<p class="MsoNormal">''She looks fabulous though. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">It turns out that the Secret Society 2.0 is going to see, get ready for this, the SLEEPER! We have the Seeker, the Keeper, the Enabler, and THE SLEEPER! WHAT KIND OF NAME..? But that would be my job. I would be the Seeker of the bed, the Keeper of the covers, the Enabler of the dreams, and THE MOTHER EFFING SLEEPER!

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<p class="MsoNormal">''How come he gets to sleep all of this time, and we have to do all of the work? ''

<p class="MsoNormal">So yeah, Amber follows them in and sees what they’re talking to.

<p class="MsoNormal">''How come he gets to sleep all of this time, and we have to do all of the work? ''

<p class="MsoNormal">So yeah, Amber follows them in and sees what they’re talking to. Then she squeaks or squeals or gasps, and I’m just like…

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<p class="MsoNormal">Like seriously? This is ridiculous, you’ve been in Sibuna for three years!

<p class="MsoNormal">{C} KEEP YOUR SQUEAKS TO YOURSELF!