User blog comment:Corbierr/April Vent Blog/@comment-4816103-20140402012312/@comment-4816103-20140402212814

It would have been like, "Guys, I'm sorry, but I've got to go. Real life...you know? I don't have time to write messages, so I'm just going to have to say goodbye, give up adminship forever, and disable. Right now. Bye.

Wait, one last thing, April Fools."

I DONT WANT TO CAUSE HEART ATTACKS.