User blog comment:Corbierr/Joke Telling Blog/@comment-4816103-20140210222223

Jack Douglas's favorite joke.

''A woman is at the grocery store. She goes to the checkout counter. ''

''The guy looks through her groceries. A carton of eggs, a head of lettuce, some bread, some milk...''

He looks at them for a bit in thought, then looks at her and says, "You're single."

''The woman is shocked. "How did you know?"''

The man smirks and looks back towards the groceries for a second.

"Because you're ugly."