User:Auea

I felt I needed to do this because people are confused. Well not really, probably only myself, but I need to get this off my chest, and it is something major that needs to be addressed in this fandom, because quite frankly, ''it is starting to ruffle my feathers. ''Are you ready for this? Ok:

I HATE CANON PAIRINGS

Yes, that means I hate every couple that has happened on the show. Maybe not hate, but strongly dislike. And by now, you are all probably like: WHAT. THE. FLUBBERGASM? Unless you are confused, Canon, according to the online Urban dictionary, is defined,' ''Another word for official. Used quite often in fan fiction to differentiate between the official storyline in which the fan fiction is based on..''' This means I dislike:

~Peddie: something about these two just rub me like sandpaper. I mean, I get the whole having their personalities cancel each other out, but it just feels like she turns into a mushy gran baby thing when she's with him. I miss kick-ass Patricia. I think that with the arrival of Eddie, she slowly lost it. And they have some of the corniest conversations and ugh. I used to like them. Used to. Now, they're unbearable. They are probably my least favorite canon couple out of all of them.

~Fabina: It's just... I mean, it's like with Aang and Katara, except they were bearable. You just knew from the first episode that they were going to be together. I will admit, my dislike of Fabina sprung up when she started treating him badly and he just stood there and took it. I liked dream Fabian better, the one that stood up for himself. Also, people say Joy is a bitch because of what she's done to Nina and Fabian is like that too because Nina thinks it. Get it? What I'm trying to say is that she is too alpha in the relationship and gets away with it. Plain and simple.

~Amfie: I don't like the two together because I see them as friends. I know, I'm putting him into a voluntary friend-zone, but that's all that these two are. He makes her laugh, as a friend. I support their friendship pairing, not their romance side. I sort of have a soft spot for them but that's as long as it goes.

~Moy: It has yet to happen but I feel like if they do Moy, they would just be shoving the statistically most hated character with a person that most people (besides the people on tumblr, I love you guys!) don't care about. They haven't even really interacted, and I find that just by putting them together, it would just make the show sloppy, you know? I mean, they could work, but I don't think it really would, just saying.

The only exception *cue music* is Jara because I was a proud fan from the beginning. Still, it is not really high on my list because I have preferrences above it. All the ships I love are crack-ships, things that will never happen. I don't really have a problem with it, but it saddens me to know that they'll never actually happen. Sigh, oh well.

No-No Crack ships:

~Romantic Jerina: I can't see them together. In fact, when I had to write it for The Prank King, it took me so long because I had to write them being romantic. They just, I can't see them together. I can't really explain it, they just… no.

~Famber: This is mostly because it would make no sense. Why would the girl who spent countless days trying to reunite Fabina end up dating the broken half of it? I mean, since she was in the whole love triangle situation before, I really doubt that she would think it would be ok. Even if Fabina breaks up because Nina leaves, what's the difference? She still will only treat him as a friend, and they do not suit each other.

~Meddie: Eddie and Mara. They're an ok friendship pairing but besides that, no. I mean, even their friendship annoyed me beyond belief. I mean, he just pushes her around, acts nice around her when she's around Jerome to piss him off (in my mind of course) so I just generally dislike the two. And plus, she is too much of a pushover and he will just take advantage of that.

Go to crack ships (Probably not explained in much detail):

-Patrome: This could have been a canon pairing in season one, but it was never pushed. We always see that Jerome cares for her, and although they act like they hate each other, they share a mutual bond. I ship this as a romance as well as a friendship pairing.

-Palfie: I feel like this pairing is horribly under-rated. Not only does he make her laugh, they seem to generally enjoy each other's company. Alternatively from Jerome, he is more compassionate and thus more likeable, and I think that they would make a nice couple. I ship them romantically and as a friendship pairing.

-Jamber: I know, I dissed on Famber but I've got Jamber? Well, see, Jamber is a whole different boat. She obviously wants to be the boss of the relationship but he also is an alpha male, so there is conflict there but I think it would be better than her being with pushovers like Alfie and Fabian. I feel like they would be a great couple, and they have their moments in the show, but it is the fanfiction that really helps (*cough* A Dangerous Arrangement by Pufflehuff *cough*) I ship them both as a friendship and as a romance.

-Maralfie: (Strange, I know, but it would be great, but most likely would be a friendship) These two would be the cutest friendship in the world! I know, because Alfie is goofy and adorable, and she is shy and giggles a lot. They would be the best of friends. I mean, I don't even know why Nick haven't made them friends. I hope they do it in season three because they would have some adorable moments. I could totally see her going in for advice at one time. I ship them as a friendship.

-Mina: Mick and Nina. It's not the my most favorite couple, but I think it would work. I see it like this. Mick is adorable and charming and any girl would be charmed by this. Nina is charming just as he is. They would probably be the flirtiest, cutest relationship ever, and plus, it would sort of get rid of my least favorite characters. I'm sorry, that's just my opinion, but I think as a couple, they would make up for my hate of them.

-Jabian: Jabian is endgame. I hope in season three they make them a couple. You know why? This might finally be her window of opportunity. I feel that then maybe we could see what a cute couple they are and how they, as a couple, would work. I ship them as a friendship and as a romance. Also, just on a note, if Fabian is paired with the New Girl, boy, I am going to kick some asses and never watch again.

-Fabicia: Yes. I know. Fabicia? Let me explain. I envision them as a friendship ''mostly. ''I see her trying to give him a backbone, and them just being great mates. They hung out before Nina and I feel that ever since her arrival, she has floated into the background because of their love fest and in season two, flocked to Eddie. I really want to see their interactions as a friendship, and possible couple.

-Amdie: Ameddie reminds me of Mickber, except for the obvious replacement of Mick with Eddie. I originally thought they would get together, mostly because they're both blonde and they both have the same sort of ambition to be popular. I know, I'm pairing blondes together, but seriously, the popular girl and the bad boy. What is more perfect? And I think Eddie wouldn't be pushed around easily like what was seen in the Mickber relationship. I ship them as a couple and as friends.

-Victera: Victera is pretty cool. I mean, Victor and Vera. They spent the whole season together, there has to be some mutual attraction there. I mean, even though she was basically using him, you could see that she actually cared. A heart-wrenching goodbye oneshot, with closure would probably bring me to tears. I ship them as a romance only, because they deserve to be a couple.

-Ruvera: Rufus isn't as cool as Victera, but I could probably envision a whole Bellatrix-Voldemort love between them, she being hopelessly in love with him, and he only focusing on eternal life and the mask. I would love to have seen her reaction to his death, because I think that would have been great, and maybe she could be put into a mental hospital, I do not know.

-Trictor: I only actually shipped these two in season one, mostly because that's when they had the most interaction. I sincerely believe that Victor should be somewhat possesive of her. She talks to him so differently but he doesn't necessarily scream at her, but sort of acts snide. When he fired her, I believe it might've been because he believed that she was on his side and felt betrayed. I want to see oneshots where he actually gets jealous with her interactions with Uncle Ade.

-Victerafus (VictorxVeraxRufus love triangle): I know the love triangle is horribly over-used today in our culture but this love triangle would be great. Maybe a lot of it would be one-sided from Vera, but I could see the difficulty. Choose the man that actually likes you, or choose the man that is offering you something. I don't know, but I think this needs to be shown. I ship them as a tragedy romance.

-Mickber: I feel like this would've been a stable relationship if only Mara hadn't intruded. It was obvious that Amber really liked him, and that he liked her. Honestly, what more is there to say? They are adorable, Mickber is my return ship. If any broken up couple could get back together, it would be them. Again, I ship as a couple and a friendship.

-Joyalfie: I think these two are a more realistic relationship instead of Moy because Joy needs someone who can be happy constantly and someone that is a rock. I don't doubt that Mick could be that person but I honestly see that Joy and Alfie would but cuter. And, there is the fact that Joy is very funny and goofy herself, like Alfie, and that gives them something relatable. I honestly think that Alfie is more sympathetic and that could help their relationship as well.

-Joyrome: I think these two would have been great together. They share the similar sneakiness and ambition to be great and I think they have the fact that because they were originally rejected by the people they liked. I can see them as a couple, and it would be realistic. I ship them as a romance and as a friendship.

-Amoy: Amber and Joy. Honestly, I see some similarities, but people ignore that. In season one, when they did the video chat it was obvious that they were friends. I really want to seem them have some closure and them to both apologize how they treated each other, because honestly I think these two would be great friends.

-Amara: I think the friendship pairing between these two reminds me of the show Beauty and the Geek, except that they're both girls. I feel like they have the ability to improve each other. Amber can help Mara on her people skills where Mara can help Amber academically. I love this friendship.

-Maricia: I feel these two, besides Jelfie and Poy, are my favorite friendship couple. They care about each other, and it is obvious that Patricia has a sweet spot for both Joy and Mara. She is very motherly with them and can sometimes come off as over-protective, but that's just because she doesn't want her to get hurt.

-Amina: Amina is the pairing of Nina and Amber. I think these two are a really great example of a consistent friendship pairing that is often neglected in the show. I feel Amber adds to her and tries to do what is right for Nina, but I feel in that, there is conflict mostly because Amber tries to take over Nina's life and make her be with Fabian, but I feel that is part of their charm. I support them as a friendship couple.

-Jelfie: Jerome and Alfie is classic. I feel they lost that in season two with the addition of Sibuna and Jerome being caught up with Mara and they lost what made them them. I would love to see more fanfics with these two, whether it be romantic or friendship, I don't care. I just want to see that Alfie and Jerome share a mutual care for each other.

-Ferome: Ferome is the ideally friendship pairing between Jerome and Fabian. I feel like these two really have some good rival moments actually and that plays off each other. I think they encourage each other sub-consciously to be better versions of themselves. I feel like they would have some great conversations, only if we write them. Friendship pairing all the way.

-Appy: I am a new found shipper of these two. Alfie and Poppy. The jokester and the sister. I think they are perfect for each other, and, if they ever get married, it means that Alfie and Jerome are step brothers. Think of the opportunities the two would have. Also, it just reminds me of Jelfie, but in a romantic was. It is like slash that is not slash, you know? I ship them as a romance, no question.

-Joppy: I think that season two was great for these two. You know, Jerome and Poppy. They are the cutest brothers and sisters and I think that they really, really, clash, but in the greatest familial was ever. Also, I think the stories where he is really over-protective are cute, and it just brings out the best side of Jerome. I ship them as a friendship.

-Poy: I feel like we lost a lot of Poy in season two. Patricia was too focused on Sibuna and sort of joined the house in Joy hate. I mean, really, there were only a few good moments between them and they were so scarce and in between. Where is the Patricia that couldn't live without Joy from season one? Why aren't they thick as thieves anymore? I ship them as a friendship and possible romance, but mostly friendship.

-Pason: There is something about this couple that just reminds me of Ezra and Aria from Pretty Little Liars, but the Nick, PG edition. I know, I'm a sucker for these two in the TV show and these two… Aw. I hope that he comes back in season three and at least they reconcile their relationship. People say he died and that isn't good. I need the triumphant return of Mr. Winkler. I ship them as a romance and a friendship.

-Amson: Amson is the rival to Pason, only Patricia being replaced by Amber. I feel that this is a great friendship pair because it is realistic. With their scenes in season one, I feel that they could become really good friends. I feel like they have the potential to talk openly towards each other, and that is something that Amber actually needs, someone to talk to.

-Pifie: I love these guys sooooooo much I can't even describe it. Oh My God they're just adorable. I can't even fathom why there are so little oneshots and fanfics about them. They are amazing for each other, they have such great chemistry. I ship them so hard I can't even describe!

So now you know a bit about me! Yay?

Haters, the floor is yours